KISS 1

Rewind: 18 years ago.

We will call this first loser, "Jack." Its very simple how this went down. In 6th and 7th grade, Jack had always had a crush on my good friend "Krissy". Krissy and I had grown up together down the street from each other, she was very much a "barbie type". I was so delighted when Jack change his interest from her to me!!! Those words "You want to go out?" Although, I really didn't like Jack, I didn't see him as super cute or anything. The excitement of having a decent looking guy as my "new boyfriend" overcame any desires I had to actually hold this guy's hand.

The day after Jack and I declared ourselves as boyfriend and girlfriend we met with a bunch of other friends at the movie theatre. He turned to me in the middle of the movie and said "can I kiss you?"

Okay, now this being my first FRENCH KISS, I didn't expect the guy to ask me?? I expected him just to do it. After all, I knew it wasn't his first rodeo. But whatever...I shook my head yes, and honored his request. He put practically his whole mouth over mine, swallowing my lips, and then pushed his tongue into my mouth. It swirled around a million miles per a minute. I was a little shocked, as this is not what me and my girlfriends had practice on our pillows during slumber parties. He pulled back smiled, looked at Krissy who sat next to me, and sat back in his chair.

The very next day, Jack called my home, looking for Krissy. Really? I handed the phone to Krissy, who proceeded to talk with my boyfriend for 30 minutes!!! Krissy, hung up with Jack, and told me, Jack had only asked me to make her jealous, and he wanted to break-up. I wasn't upset at all, after all I didn't really like the guy. But he is the first official guy on the disposable man chain, because of his actions. Typically guy, get close to the friend, so you can get to the girl. Nice.

Fast Forward to today: Jack proceeded to fill his loser shoes even more, I hear he never went to college, took a stripper home, got her knock up the first night, then married her ass..only to cheat on her constantly in avoidance of paying child support, because he cons elderly people out of money for living into buying special walking shoes.

WELCOME JACK! YOU HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL PUT ON THE DISPOSABLE MAN CHAIN AS MAN NO.1